Jonah: Mommy, when that baby comes out of your tummy, am I going to teach it a lot of things?
Me: You are going to be a great big brother. You will teach our baby so many things.
Jonah: What will I teach it?
Me: Well, you will teach him to read and to write and...
Jonah: (pouty lip) But I don't know how to do any of that!