Jonah: Mommy, can I bite someone?
Me: BITE SOMEONE???
Jonah: Yes, please!
Me: Why do you want to bite someone?
Jonah: So they will play with me.
Me: Jonah, you don't bite friends. If you bite people they won't be be your friend.
Jonah: (Totally bummed) Well, I just wanted to bite someone to come to my house to play with my sword with me.
Me: You mean INVITE?
Jonah: That's what I been said!!