Several weeks ago at Tim & Belinda's house, several adults were standing around talking while he played. He looked up and said..
"All my friends are here!"
From the backseat on the way to Baton Rouge yesterday.
"Will you take off my shirt and rub my nipples because they hurt!"
In his bed after I put him down for a nap last week
"Let's go to Julia's playground instead of taking a nap. That is a lot more fun!"
After I told him we were going to church last Sunday
"Good, I need to go see God and B!" (B is Belinda Welch)
Attempts to get him to use the potty
"I don't want to use the potty. I want to tee-tee in my diaper. I don't want to be a big boy. I want to be just like my daddy!" (No, daddy does not wear Depends!)
Helping put Max in his crate before leaving for church one night
"Max, get in the box and sit still and hush your mouth...right now!!!"
On the changing table a few minutes ago.
"I love my booty! It's my favorite!"