Jonah: (as he got into the car at school today) Did you know that Monday is President's Day? I'm so excited!
Me: Yes, I did know that. Did you talk a lot about presidents today?
Jonah: Yes, and I loved it. My favorite presidents are Abraham Lincoln and George Washington. You won't believe all the things the did.
Me: I thought Barack Obama was your favorite president.
Jonah: No, he is our current president but my favorites are Lincoln and Washington. Do you have a favorite president?
Me: Hmmm...maybe Reagan.
Jonah: WHO? I don't know who that is.
Me: He was president when I was a little girl.
Jonah: Did he free slaves?
Jonah: Was he a soldier?
Me: I'm not sure.
Jonah: Did he lead our country through a war?
Me: I don't think so.
Jonah: Did he dance with Betsy Ross?
Me: I don't know.
Jonah: You need to pick a better president. Yours didn't do very much.