Jonah: Mommy, are we going to do our fun play doh activity today?
Me: No, Jonah. You didn't get your work done at school and had to do it as homework instead so we aren't doing anything special.
Jonah: Well, that was last week's work, not today. I should get special projects today because I did my work today. That was from last week.
Me: I'm sorry, but that is your punishment for not doing what your teacher asks you to do at school.
Jonah: Well, now you see why actually I didn't tell you last week. That is why. I didn't want to get in trouble.
Me: Well, mom's always find out.
Jonah: Daddy says you have eyes in the back of your head but I have never seen them. I look all the time when I am behind you but I guess little boys can't see them. I AM going to keep looking though.