I just saw Jonah in the hallway at VBS. This was our conversation.
Me: Hey Jonah!
Jonah: Call me John, not Jonah.
Me: John? Why John?
Jonah: I want a nickname and I want that name to be John. I think I told you that yesterday.
Me: Yeah, I remember. I thought you were kidding.
Jonah: John doesn't kid.