Saturday morning, Jonah was in his room with Dan while I was getting ready to head out of town. Dan dressed Jonah, had a serious conversation with him about something he had done wrong and then apparently left his room without me realizing it. A few seconds later, Jonah burst into tears and came running down the hall towards me. This is the conversation that took place.
Me: Jonah, what's wrong, baby?
Jonah: (lots of tears) Ouch!
Me: What happened?
Jonah: Daddy hit me!
Me: WHAT?? DADDY HIT YOU?
Dan: (from a completely different room from where Jonah came) I DID NOT!!!
Me: Jonah, did daddy hit you?
Jonah: No, Daddy not hit me. I being funny! (Tears all gone at this point!)
Great, if Child Protective Services happens to overhear him while he is "being funny" then when could be in serious trouble!!!